In Poor Taste and for ADULTS only

As adults, I wonder why we become giggly and silly (like junior-high school kids), in party situations, when it comes to the topic of sex??  Last night, in celebration of my sister Laura’s upcoming wedding, we partied like it was 1999…. Don’t ask for details…what happened last night at the bachelorette party…stays at the bachelorette party!  No, no, please do not press me for any particulars.  All I can say is that there was a stretch-limo, party tiaras, gifts, booze, eating, and dancing!!  Oh…and yes…two hand-knitted gag gifts!!!  So, if Adult Humor is not your thing…please do not continue with the reading of this post…..

Using the pattern “The Booby Trap” by adhdknitters, and with a few alterations of my own, I created the fake “boobies” for fun, fun, fun!  The “Seamless Willy Warmer” pattern, by RattleFox, was a quick, easy knit.  Both of these patterns can be obtained through the Knitting Community:

Ravelry.com https://www.ravelry.com/account/login This free web site is a knitting community that offers adult knitters a forum for discussion, knitting patterns, and advice on knitting.  It also provides each member with his/her own personal knitting log/journal.  In order to join, knitters must sign up for a free membership.

Here are a few photos….(I hope you have a good sense of humor…remember those days in junior-high when we leaned more towards potty-humor???!):